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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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