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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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