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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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