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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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