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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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