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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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