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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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