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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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