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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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