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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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