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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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