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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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