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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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