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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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