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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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