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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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