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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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