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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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