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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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