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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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