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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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