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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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