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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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