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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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