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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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