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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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