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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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