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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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