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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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