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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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