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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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