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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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