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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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