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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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