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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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