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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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