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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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