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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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