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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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