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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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