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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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