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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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