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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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