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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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