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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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