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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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