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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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