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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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