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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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