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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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