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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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