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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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