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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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