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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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