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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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