Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.