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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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