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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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