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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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