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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯
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