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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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